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| The best friends make you laugh |
| 04.27.04 (4:13 pm) [edit] |
I certainly was done with writing online tonight but got this from a friend of mine (I guess 40 years counts as long time friend) and it was too good not to share.
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Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship!
Friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.
When you are sick, ...stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, .I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why? ...you may ask? Because you're my friend!
Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
I'm not sending this as a chain letter...I hate them..don't pass it on if you don't want to..and don't reply to me if you don't want to...I already know who my true friends are and aren't...
(Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.)
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